This whole setup? It’s just for a bit of fucken fun, cuz. I built this to have a laugh, bring a few smiles, and keep things kiwi as bro. It's just a pisstake of all things Kiwi.

Here is the honest fucken truth about what's going on here:

• Copyright Cock-ups: From time to time we might have unknown copyright things on here that we don't realize are copyright, Honest G! If we jacked your shit, fuck sorry cuz, my bad! Take it as a complement though. Don't be a dick and cry to a laywer... Just let us know we might have fucked up, so we can fix the fuckup we didin't know we fucked up with.
• Tech Breakdown: This is 0 budget operation. Shit will randomly stop working when things break. We'll fix it when we can be arsed, so don't lose your rag.
• No Data Snatching: We’re not making you sign up, we're not stealing your data, that also means we can't sell your data and all thoes ads can just fuck off, we aren't serving you any of that shit! We just serve you shit us kiwis actually want to see.
• Literal Fuck-All Profit: Because we don't run ads or sell your info, means we aint making shit, Fuck all! Not a single cent! Making zero money off anything thats accdentlly yours, means we're both getting sweet fuck all, but will do ya a solid if you're that butt hurt over the free promoting your getting from our TuMeke az site, just use your words bro and we will take it down.

The Complaints Department

So if you haven't worked it out yet, you can take whatever your shit-ass complaint is about and reinvest it right back into the arsehole it came from, cause we are fresh outa fucks to give...

We all on the same page bro? Yeah? Sweet as cuz? Yeah na sweet az cuz.... Chur! 🤙